Comments on: Campaign Trivia

By: john

john — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:13:01 +0000

I want to know more about Brandi’s campaign to rein in Boise’s penchant for beastiality? I heard there was something about it on one of the websites endorsing her run for city council.
Woof…woof

By: Joe Moran

Joe Moran — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:07:18 +0000

Say,Dave ,I like the idea of swimsuit competitiion for Mayor & City Council.These elections are too much like junior high student govt. So why not add a bit of Humor to a ” facade parading as representing the People.” Vern in a speedo? Brandi and MaryAnne as bikini pin-up’s.Why, Citizen’s would be laughing for days, and everybody would be in a good mood!! Say,whatever happened to the investigation of the phone scam that dis-enfranchised every City voter last mayoralty election.Or have all the politician’s forgotten???

By: Steve Hulme

Steve Hulme — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 14:47:52 +0000

It’s refreshing that we’re finally dropping the pretense that local Boise elections are about qualifications for the job, and rather about style, appearance, and “popularity.” (Sorta like junior high student-body elections, but grown up!) We can thank Dan Popkey for having the courage to state the obvious.
Brandi is HOT! City Council is just a stepping-stone on her way to mayor. (Equivalent of Student Body President.)
Jordan would be lucky to get Student Body Secretary, in the sophisticated world of junior high. If “she” were a “he,” she would be the school’s audio-visual nerd.
As pointed out by the Guardian, Mapp is looking very cosmopolitan. He’s got the GQ vote wrapped up. If he’d add a sweet manicure, he could probably carry 90% of Boise’s metrosexual community. (I predict he will also get some affirmative-action votes, from Boise citizens who are worried if they vote for the white guy, they are racist.)
Tibbs’ campaign theme should be “Book ‘um, Dano.” I think his style-factor would go WAY up if he made a Dirty Harry S&W .44 magnum part of his campaign attire.

By: Mary

Mary — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:59:06 +0000

The best solution would be to just get Jerome and Maryanne new jobs…..off the city council.

By: Tam

Tam — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:12:50 +0000

It must be as much of a challege for Mapp to look sophisticated as it is for Tibbs to look serious. I cannot attend the League’s forum because of another engagement, but would enjoy watching them respond to the questions posed. Oh, and Maryanne just needs a new….er uh, a hairstyle, forget the face paint.