The GUARDIAN walked out of the pharmacy on Vista with a refill of blood pressure medicine– to treat a condition no doubt caused by severe growthophobia.
There “in his face” was a bright red Hummer with a grille guard and gigantic chrome wheels with tires meant for a road grader. After muttering the usual epithets about “gashog, why does anyone need one of those, he must have physical inadequacies, etc.,” the reason for prolonging the war in Iraq became obvious.
The GUARDIAN barely suppressed the urge to stick an IUD up the tailpipe just for being there!. No wonder the Iraqi people keep blowing them up. They are ugly, they are intrusive, in-your-face, burn too much fuel, and cost too much.
Get the HumVees out of Iraq and peace will follow.
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