GUARDIAN READER COMMENT by Blazing Saddle
I don’t know what this country is coming to.
We had it right when the gummit chased the Indians away and stole their land so we could raise cattle.
We had it right when the gummit killed off the bison, coyotes, rabbits, and everything else that competes with cattle.
We had it right when the gummit bought out my dairy herd and sold it back to me for half price.
We still have it right that the feds and the state both lease me land to graze my cattle on for about 10 cents on the dollar. And, it is especially handy that they keep claiming everyone else has mad cow so I don’t have to compete with them.
So, what I would like to know, does the gummit think they are doing bringing back the dag nab wolf for? Holy toast! And they didn’t just bring back any ol wolf, they brought back the Canadian Six Legged Two Headed Black Wolf. It’s bigger than a box car and meaner than a binge drinking Rumsfeld at an Abu Graib water boarding party.
Why, they’re so fearsome the fart from one of them is enough to dry up a prize heifer. Two of em, in one afternoon, rolled my atv, drank my last bottle of Jack, left my wife pregnant with twins, and killed 60 head of my angus. (Actually, my pit bull ran the angus off a cliff, but the wolf would have done it if it had got there first. And besides, you can’t get the compensation payments if you tell em your dog did the killing.)
Anyway, like I was saying, the gummit has gone and screwed it all up agin.
The pesky Feds should stay in Washington where they belong, and send more money.
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